January 7, 2015

APACHE GOT AN AX

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APACHE BOW AND ARROW CLUB

“Ax not what your school can do for you. Ax what you can do for your school.”

—Hutchinson River Parkway III, Social Chairman for Apache Bow and Arrow Club

APACHE GOT AN AX

The new Social Chairman, Hutchinson River Parkway III, has put an all out assault on entitlement. Parkway has taken his new position as Social Chairman of the Apache Bow and Arrow Club extremely seriously, almost as if he has an ax to grind. His new campaign hopes to rouse awareness of the problem of the privileged kids of Crestview to get off their lazy asses and start giving back to school.

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