Mr. Clean. On the outside he is the all around perfect Crestview student. He’s so rich that his shit doesn’t stink, literally. Whatever his penis wants, he gets. On the inside a very insecure, scared boy whose strong demeanor does not reflect his true psyche. All he wants is to be loved by his mother, Senator Wilkes.
“I'm a fucking genius!”
—Blaine Wilkes
Founder and President of Stressed at the Crest Club.